And You Thought Today's Ring Tones Were Annoying

Remember that scene in When Harry Met Sally in which Meg Ryan's character starts moaning, prompting stares from the other people in the restaurant? Well, if a former porn star has her way, you'll soon be the subject of similar stares. But this time the culprit will be your cell phone, not an overly perky blond starlet. Jenna Jameson, star of such guilty pleasures as Cherry Pie and Blue Movie, is now selling cell phone "moan tones" in various Central American and South American countries. So far, no US cell phone carriers have, ahem, jumped on the service, but it's only a matter of time