Thanks to George Beekman for passing this joke along:
Bill Gates and Scott McNealy were playing a friendly game of frisbee on the Gate's estate on the shore of Lake Washington. At one point, Bill accidentally sends the frisbee over Scott's head, and the frisbee lands in the lake. Scott walks out onto the surface of the lake and retrieves the frisbee.
The next day the newspapers report:
GATE'S THROW EXCEEDS EXPECTATIONS
Sun CEO Unable to Swim
Have a great weekend,