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SharePoint Chuck

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Chuck Norris jokes have been going on in my household for years. They have even seeped into the SharePoint universe. Still making the rounds of the blogosphere is SharePoint Comic’s “Chuck Norris and SharePoint” post from last fall. I like these:

  • 2.  Chuck Norris never starts an Approval workflow in SharePoint.  Chuck doesn’t need approval.
  • 8.  Microsoft asked Chuck Norris to sign an NDA about SharePoint 2010.  Chuck Norris asked Microsoft to sign a Living Will.

Some of the comments from the peanut gallery include these gems:

  • “Chuck Norris was using SharePoint. He upgraded to SharePain.”
  • “When Chuck performs an stsadm operation he doesn’t need -immediate to schedule the job, it has already occurred.”

And my all-time favorite: “Chuck IS the governance plan.”

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